Boy in my class: *draw lines on his arm with a red marker and making jokes about self harm* Ohh, it hurts so much, I am emo and I'm going to kill myself
    Our teacher: *walks up behind him, looks at what he is doing*
    Boy: Do you wanna see my favorite cut? *points at on of the lines he had drawn*
    Teacher: *pulls up his sleeve and reveal an arm with lots of scars and points at the biggest* Do you want to see mine?
    Boy: *gasping, and stares at the teacher's arm* But....
    Teacher: Please don't make jokes about self harm! You never know which one of those around you who are actually dealing with it. It's not a joke.
    me: you quiero el d
    my spanish teacher: i know what that means you little shit